Oh I just can’t wait to be King …
Time to seize the crown of the Dungeon Master, a rather ‘lore strict’ individual that loves their ‘generic fantasy’ tropes and dreary detailing of in-game environments that won’t let anybody fulfil their geeky/nerdy fantasies unless they align with his likes.
“No guns! I don’t like ’em! If you want guns, then you can’t have magic!”
“No firearms of any kind! They’re stupid!”
“What did I say about ‘guns’?”
“The dungeon walls are covered in blood. Beneath the body of the bloodied knight, blood trickles down into a larger pool of blood and reflects what little light lay within the bloodied corridor.”
But this coming Halloween, buckle your chinstrap as Dandy takes his DnD group on a wonderful adventure that throws medieval fantasy, modern contemporary and science fiction themes and smushes them into one big festering pile of surreal humour. I mean, one of the sub-bosses is an angered thorny shrub that wears a pair of sneakers.
You can only take a game like DnD seriously for so long. Time to have a few laughs!