Posted in Funny, Holidays, life, Miscellaneous, personal

Now I’ve Got Your Power!

Oh I just can’t wait to be King …

Time to seize the crown of the Dungeon Master, a rather ‘lore strict’ individual that loves their ‘generic fantasy’ tropes and dreary detailing of in-game environments that won’t let anybody fulfil their geeky/nerdy fantasies unless they align with his likes.

“No guns! I don’t like ’em! If you want guns, then you can’t have magic!” 

“No firearms of any kind! They’re stupid!” 

“What did I say about ‘guns’?” 

“The dungeon walls are covered in blood. Beneath the body of the bloodied knight, blood trickles down into a larger pool of blood and reflects what little light lay within the bloodied corridor.” 

But this coming Halloween, buckle your chinstrap as Dandy takes his DnD group on a wonderful adventure that throws medieval fantasy, modern contemporary and science fiction themes and smushes them into one big festering pile of surreal humour. I mean, one of the sub-bosses is an angered thorny shrub that wears a pair of sneakers.

You can only take a game like DnD seriously for so long. Time to have a few laughs!

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Dandy, a slightly spiritual and shamelessly materialistic paradox of a person, posts a handful of meek blog entries reflecting upon his daily experiences, scatterbrained thoughts and/or all types of crazy crap.

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