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“I steal the goblin’s bike and throw a rock straight at his head.” 

“The goblin does not have a bike, Cleric.” 

“It doesn’t? Hah, poor bastard.” 

"The goblin tires of your shit and calls the police."
“The goblin tires of your shit and calls the police.

My friends and I have recently gotten into the craze of Dungeons and Dragons. As you can see by that little tiny bit of dialogue, we’re still trying to get the hang of it. And still trying to find a way to take it seriously. My level 1 Cleric is a bit of a scumbag but I’m sure nobody can resist a giggle at the thought of a holy warrior panting as he puts the bike pedal to the metal away from some poor goblin’s front yard.

Truly, a legend worth preserving!



Dandy, a slightly spiritual and shamelessly materialistic paradox of a person, posts a handful of meek blog entries reflecting upon his daily experiences, scatterbrained thoughts and/or all types of crazy crap.

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