Gay marriage approved in 50 states? Hey, congratulations America!
What a pivotal moment! To think that something as unexpected and wonderful as this could just roll out during a time of nothing but seemingly negative news. Hell, the only thing that could make this the greatest surprise in sociological history is if the suits up in the White House began spewing rainbow coloured fluid that when bottled and applied to the palm, cures cancer and boosts self esteem.
Let the good times roll! A new Summer of Love is upon us!
… well, actually It’s winter down here.